【カンニング竹山と中野・高円寺ツアー⑨】とにかく帰りたい竹山VSとにかく帰りたくないザキヤマ

【カンニング竹山と中野・高円寺ツアー⑨】とにかく帰りたい竹山VSとにかく帰りたくないザキヤマ

Shall I have a drink? Well, this is for me. Oh, you’re quick. Here’s the menu. You’re pretty fast, I think. Takeyama, really? Yeah. That’s good. No, it’s fun. Working with Takiyama like this is really fun for me . I’ll have one more drink too. Umewari. This, Umewari. One more. Oh. Yes. It’s almost over. Amazing. It’s sake. This amount is direct. How much is there in this? 780. Let’s have some. Oh, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. Here it comes again. It’s a sake. Here it comes. Umewari. Two. No, you can’t do it. Umewari. No, if we go now. There’s still lots to go around, right? Because , no, it’s almost over. Eh, the location shoot is almost over here. Oh, really? No, we can go. No, my plans are over here. Takeyama’s plans are. Yeah. But I just checked and there’s only two weeks’ worth. And that’s it. No way. Even though there’s stuff like that. [Laughs] Even though there’s stuff like that. There’s still some interesting parts to sing, and the opening has already gone around once. [Music] Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that’s not it. Takeyama’s one-week run, since Yama-san came, we’ve pretty much got almost everything. Don’t lie like that. Ever since Yama-san came. I ‘m paying 60,000 yen for your YouTube channel . Half of it’s me, though . [Music] I’m paying 60,000 yen. Apparently I can’t use it myself . Right? Glad I went with Uniqlo. I got a Y-sha deal, and I don’t want a T-shirt over a Y-shirt, so I ‘ll go with Y-sha. It’ll be you. What’s a Y-sha deal? Where is it? You think Y-sha has all the money. So you can’t handle T-shirts after all. Suddenly, I need a change of clothes. See you. Good. Good. Sake . Even from this time on, it’s mid-course. Is there no other place? Like, a place like this. Other than this, because recently there’s a place that’s really curved and a little deep that Kami-san likes to hang out at, and he loves it. Oh, let’s go there for a bit. No, I’m not going there. W- why? I’m not going. Why? It’s fine. It’s Kami-san’s favorite place. Study a bit, is this Kami-san’s favorite place? Let me study. That’s enough. Just study. Just study. Study, study , study, study, study, I thought. What is studying? Stop doing that. I haven’t studied at all until now. I’m studying really hard now, isn’t this studying while I eat? I want to do that. We’re in the same agency, so I’m trying to do the same thing as Watanabe. I want to study like that, but Watanabe got suspended first. I’m not good at it, so it looks like I’ll end up being the suspended senior . I completely forgot, but Shiba-chan was on hiatus. That’s right, he’s been on hiatus for a year, so I’m on hiatus. I mean , I’m fine with that. But even when they were on break, they were close, weren’t they? Sometimes. In the dressing room, Takeyama-san and I would talk, and while the three of us were on break, we’d work separately, and before we came together I thought we didn’t get along at all, but then, by coincidence, when we were at the same TV station for a different program, the two of us were in the same school, chatting and laughing, and we were standing next to each other in the school, and Yama-san was next to him. Yeah, but even so, I looked at him and thought, wow, they’re close, but I couldn’t really say it, like I saw something I shouldn’t tell the world, so I just kept quiet, took a photo and went home. I was so happy, and I was so happy that I was there, and Takeyama-san kept telling me, “Nah , you should never do anything together. ” I never said that. I never said that. I never said a word. He was really worried about me every day. I never said that. If anything, I thought Shiba would come back soon. Really, Shiba will come back. This guy was amazing, that’s why I was so good at it. That’s right. But I thought he should come back soon and do it as a duo. Oh, I see. I see. But that was fun in its own way. Yes . Takeyama-san, it’s like he’s having fun . Nice. There’s some kind of cut-off outfit today too. It’s fine because it’s another program. I’ll stop. There’s one over there too. You can drink alcohol, right? No, you can’t. Alcohol would burn. It would burn. Ah, no. That one over there. Takeyama-san always says not to ask, and the foreigners come. Well, it’s YouTube, so it’s fine. I’ve never been there. Yamazaki-kun. You, you, you, you, once teased me and said it to me. Yama-kun, who’s always making a wish like Master 9, you’re not in the mood today either. Master, you say you’re not Master, but huh. In the dressing room, you say you’re not Master, but huh. You’re kidding. That’s what I said. Well, I guess it’s fine. It’s YouTube. It’s YouTube, so I’ve never said anything. I’ll say it all. It’s all in the Genwa series. See? [Laughter] It’s all in the Yuwa series. It’s all in the Yuwa series. See, I don’t need it. I have it. I have it. Where did you get it from? No, it’s fine, you don’t need it. It’s also good as a snack. You can drink it anytime. I don’t need it. Snacks, snacks, snacks. This, ah, it’s starting. Snacks, snacks. I see. It’ll be a little diluted. It’ll be a little diluted. It’ll be easier to drink. It’ll be a little easier to drink. It’s fine. It’s fine. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I used mineral gold, so it ‘s fine. See? The taste is neutralized, and it’s just the right amount of water. It’s water in your mouth. [Laughter] Water in your mouth, your mouth. That was a great comment. It’s watery. No, what’s wrong? What ‘s wrong with it? So, what’s wrong with water? I don’t like water. You mean you don’t like water? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I drink it straight. Because I want to drink it straight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though you’re drinking it straight, it makes me so sad. Water is amazing , isn’t it? It’s funny. No, it’s light out so I can drink. I get drunk. If I drink after it’s light out. Seriously. But as you get older, isn’t it better to drink at night? Right. But I go home at night. I also drink at 7 or 8 o’clock. Right. Yeah, that’s right. I drink around this time. I don’t have any kids. Oh, I’m going to sleep. It’s 9 or 10 o’clock now and I’m sleeping with God. Right. 9 o’clock. Oh, are you sleeping together already? In the same bed. Separately. I think it’s better to sleep separately. You see, it’s quite common, and they can’t sleep because of the loud snoring during sleep, and it seems like that sleep can really strain the relationship between husband and wife. That’s why I put on my Sea Up and go to sleep, and oh, Yama-san is doing Sheep too. I’ve had my Sea Up for a long time. I’m doing it. I’m doing it , I’m doing it. Oh, you’re doing it, you’re doing it. Oh, I’m doing it. I’m doing it . It’s a parade. A parade. I-I don’t know what’s going on. Um, that alcohol really isn’t right for me. The way I get drunk. This is really not right. It’s stronger than that. I thought it was just a pretense. But that’s why I ‘m doing it. No, everyone does Sea Up. If I don’t do Sea Up, I’m not doing it the next day, and when I go to sleep, I feel sleepy again. If I do it during the day, it’s fine. My wife has never told me that my breathing has stopped . Or that my money has stopped. It’s not that my money has stopped. It’s all about Toku. No, it’s never stopped, so I’ve never stopped using salt. There really is something like a water pump. That one’s been there for 20 years. That’s impressive. That one’s been there for 20 years. Oh, so it’s okay. Oh, that’s good. That’s good. Seriously. It seems like there’s one over there. I paid for this one too, but my child is going to vocational school. Oh, they’ve grown up. The oldest is 20. 20 years old, oh, they’ve grown up, everyone. The youngest, when you say which one is younger, they’re both the younger ones after all [laughs]. There’s no talk of older or older. There’s nothing like that. They’re both the same. They’re all the same, so it’s the younger one. So child-rearing is a never-ending journey, right? Until you’re 20, like Mi-san. Ah, until you’re 20. About until school, right? School is from university, isn’t it? School is a different thing, so I’ll pay my share to school. Yeah. Ah , that’s it. I won’t care about it once they get a job. It’s not child support, I’ll pay it as a bonus. Right, right. Child support, I guess, but I simply support them. I’m showing it because it’s my child. Ah, that’s a good story. How many children do you actually have? Children. Yeah. So, well, I didn’t say it. Those who haven’t said it are the ones who haven’t told the world, the ones who haven’t told the public. No, that’s not me. That’s not possible. That’s not possible. Sorry, sorry. There are three of us, three of us. Are you three idiots? Wait, how many? Two. If you’re saying it, then two. Are there some who haven’t said it? Oh, they haven’t said it. I’m surprised those who thought it was possible didn’t find out came here without me noticing. Ours is two. Two. Already around elementary school age. Ueno is already in elementary school. Third grade. Yes. Yes. Do they look alike? It goes by so quickly. Hmm, do they look alike? They don’t. No, they don’t look alike. Don’t they look alike? They look alike. They don’t look alike. They look just like her . Oh, that’s bad. They don’t look alike. I imagine them like Barbie. Not at all. They look alike. Not like your wife. They seem more like you than me. Liar. No, I’m doing it for myself. Daughter, don’t you watch it? YouTube, what’s this? You don’t watch this YouTube? I don’t watch this at all. Oh, then feel free to say whatever you want. Even if it’s different, she might be sad if she sees it. Yeah. What are you going to do? Everyone loves YouTubers, right? Kids watch a lot of them. They do. But we don’t watch that kind of stuff ourselves. No, I’m doing it alone. Oh, like, ah, she’s always watching. Not myself, but something, like, with my smartphone’s front camera on . My eldest daughter and her younger sister are both doing it, side by side . Hello. Oh, they’re pretending to stream. Streaming. Oh, that’s good. They say they’re going to make a video. Oh, I’ll just subscribe. So cute. Pretty good. Amazing. It’s something . The kid is saying something like “It’s something. ” Right. I guess they want to do it after all. They’re doing it, and they probably admire it. I guess they do. Let’s try imitating that and saying something like , “Oh, that’s nice, please subscribe to my channel.” No, you’re not streaming that? No, you’re not streaming it. I’m really just recording myself. Please stream it. Will you watch it? It hurts. I once gave him a really amazing candy, just a little candy ring, and he was really happy. It happened once. He’s really cute, as expected. Yeah. That’s right, that’s right. And he said thank you, a little embarrassed. Like his dad said it and he was like, wow. Thank you. That’s what’s cute. That’s right. Once, older men at school are great too. Seriously. No, Takeyama’s cute too. Yeah. Takeyama’s cool too. Cool . What does that mean? He’s getting cuter. That’s true. He ‘s getting cuter as he’s getting older. You were cool though. That’s right. He’s cute because he’s cool. You guys are younger than him so you’re not cute. Respect him. Ta-san, is there no park here? Why a park? I want to go to the park. Why not? I love parks. There are no kids in parks. There are plenty of parks, but I don’t like them. Let’s go for a bit. No, I want to stop now. What’s the location shoot? Let’s finish already. It ‘s not that time yet. It’s fine to end it now. There’s a park nearby, what are we going to do? Finally, Ta-san, what park should we go to last? I’m out of socks, I want to go to the park for a bit. Why are you taking your socks off? Before I knew it, I didn’t need these anymore. I thought it was a one-way plane. If it’s a park, the biggest one is the one across from the station over there. There’s one in Nakano. Eh, why is there a good park there? There’s a really big park. Nakano was redeveloped about 10 years ago. There’s already a huge park. Eh, then let’s go. Are there any playground equipment? I don’t think there were any, but the kids play there. Why do they go to the park? Well, I love it. We go to the park every time this show airs. Do we end up going to the park? Yes. We start at the shrine and then go to the park. At the very end , is there a photo studio or something for commemorative photos? Photos from the shopping district. Well, you can find that if you look around the shopping district. There are plenty. There might be a photographer at the end taking photos with Takeyama. Yes. What park? Eh, how far is it walking? Isn’t it about a five-minute walk to the park? Ah, let’s walk. I’ve got a souvenir sticker. Um, what was it called? Is it okay? There’s a place over there with lots of stickers. Ah, is it okay? Well, that’s the place. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It was delicious. Thank you. Ah, hello. Yes. It’s okay. Wow, this place is nice, isn’t it ? Is it okay? Upstairs. Here you go. Here you go. Oh, if you look a little more to the right you’ll understand. I’ve pasted it. Okay . Sorry about that . Okay. Sorry. Do n’t listen to that. It spins around, doesn’t it ? No, don’t listen to that. When I stand up, I suddenly start drinking. Kinmiya, of course , but when you come to Nakano, you have to drink that sake. Oh, right. What’s it called again? Umewari. Ume Umewari? Huh? Umewari. I’m just going to check out the Nakano technique venue. I don’t really go to the fish venue , and there aren’t many outside of Nakano. Something I feel like. Around the Nakano shock venue. Yeah. There is. Yeah. I’m really into it. I’m kind of a Nakano fan, that kind of thing. Really. Anyway, let’s go see this. Let’s go to the place where they usually do their live shows. It’s my home depending on what’s on today. It’s Takeyama’s home, right? I grew up in that theater. That’s right. No, we were all so excited, and you guys were in it a lot too. You were in it a lot. There were shocking moments. I also went to see Butcha Brother’s solo live show. That’s right. Butcha’s solo show. They’re still doing it now. Yeah. It’s kind of past Don Quijote or just before Don Quijote, isn’t it ? Wow, that brings back memories. I seriously used to walk there. I really walked down this road. Here. Yeah, everyone, everyone. Sometimes we’d leave the shopping district and walk. Sometimes we’d just walk here. That’s true. I’m happy. I’m happy. Ah, there it is. That building. Ah, see, it’s close. I want to go inside. I wonder if we can go inside? It’s in a building, so it might be impossible. Impossible. Or something like that. It ‘s not. It’s. No. Right . Nakano-kun. Yeah. Wow. Amazing. I never thought things would turn out like this back then. It’s true. It’s true. I never thought he’d come back to Nakano with that feeling. Yeah. I never thought he’d come to the location. So, he was only paid about 1000 yen. I thought he’d be selling more back then. I see. I imagined it back then. Come here, come here, come here. Yeah. Oh, Nakano Shock Field. Nakano Shock Field is amazing. This was like our home, wasn’t it? The young people are doing events there, so I hope everyone will come and see it again. Right. So Shock Field is really our stage. Right, hello. Let’s go then. Oh, let’s go. Sorry for a bit. It’s really beautiful when it’s just him doing it. Because he’s doing it . Yeah. He’s doing it and so on. He’s doing it. Oh, how busy. It belongs to someone else. Sorry. Hey, where are you going? To the park? The park. Oh, we were going in the same direction. Okay, then let’s cross this, it’ll be great. Let’s finish at the park. Let’s go. There’s a photo somewhere, a photo would be nice. There’s a photo on the way . Take a photo. Oh, it’s over there. Is that the proof, that’s it? Photo studio. We did this with Kotoge too. Oh, right. We all , well, it really becomes a memory. We don’t just take photos like family photos. Let’s get a professional to take them. A professional. Well, if it’s okay. Yes. Um, I got permission. I didn’t get permission. I see. I wonder if they’re doing it today. Maybe they should get permission. When negotiating properly, even if your face is red, you don’t talk properly. Be firm. Right. No, it’s still okay. Isn’t that crazy? No, I can handle alcohol. That one’s really strong. That one’s no good. That one’s no good. They force you to drink that. They really force you to drink that. I could tell they were coming here a lot. It was amazing. The first shot of shochu was amazing. I ended up buying a T-shirt, but it’s stinging me again. Oh really ? Is it okay ? How about one more because of the sweat ? Is it okay? So, is it okay? What do you mean? Do you have one in Nakano too? Is there a Nakano Furuya? No, there isn’t. I don’t have just one more. I’ll have to keep buying them forever. Up ahead, up ahead, there’s a company where my uncle used to work, and he’d often go there during his lunch break to borrow money, get told off, and come back. He used to lend me 10,000 yen during his lunch break, and it was horrible, but I took that money and came over here to play pachinko. It’s the best life, the worst life on a tightrope. I have to repay him. I’m already paying him back so much. I’m really paying him back so much now, but I can’t say anything because I’m paying him back. No, no, that’s right, Jun knows all my salary, and I have to make more. That’s right. I’m on a salary. I’m on a salary from Jin-chan. Is he doing that? Is he running a studio? Hey, Takeyama, can I ask you to negotiate? We’re 0. Hey, you’re young, so I’m more dangerous than us . This stinks, I’m seriously alone. This is a YouTube channel where I’m actually doing it with Antachib. La [Music] la [Music]

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