[Multi SUB] |他,一个程序员,成了修真界唯一的规则管理员。当众生还在苦苦修行,他已手握后台权限,将漫天仙神都变成了待修复的BUG。 #下山追短剧#MiniDrama#精彩大陆短剧
Crossing the Cultivation World I’ve been practicing for a hundred years. I’m about to ascend The system is stuck in a bug. It swallowed my Ancestral Dragon It swallowed all the innate spiritual treasures into the system. Aigoo! All that’s left is Look! That’s our little sister Yunyao The man she’s looking for He’s dressed in rags And he’s carrying a In his hand, he’s carrying a fire stick that’s used in the woodshed A burning stick Yun Yaoyao, do you want to laugh us to death And then come to succeed us as a couple? The Heavenly Sect is a female sect Now the clan is in distress Master and Elders They want us to find a capable mate They want us to save the clan Not some lousy bastards Come in and eat the clan Yunyao Do you understand or not? What do you know? Yun Yaoyao has chosen He’s not a simple man Legend has it He treats the Ancestral Dragon Candle Yin As an earthworm And the Taotie Beast As a watchdog? And the Phoenix of the Nine Heavens? They treat them like chickens. What about the world’s greatest masters? That’s the way it should be. But these things They were all recycled by the stupid system. So powerful? Why is it that I I’ve never heard of him. Wow! Top of the Newcomer Ranking! Qingyun’s eldest disciple Li Chunfeng Oh my God! This is the Newcomer of the Year! This can also be Big Sister to invite Who asked us Big Sister, one of the two flowers of the Heavenly Sect. She’s so charming. Unlike our other Golden Flower It’s embarrassing. Finding a Little friend. Get lost Don’t keep me from giving Tian Zong I’m going to trade for quality resources for the Heavenly Sect. A thousand pieces of silver Just give me a Spirit Stone in exchange The extra Consider it Before I get married to Luo-Love. Before I marry Luo-Yi. Wow, he’s so rich! He’s so handsome. I want it too! I’m so grumpy. It’s okay to bully me But to make my future partner unhappy. No way! There’s a bug in my system. But I will also I’m going to bug him! Blow up the machine! One low-grade spirit stone. Worth a copper plate Explode the machine! Bust your ass! Mr. Li He’ll give you a thousand dollars You’re only worth one coin? Don’t make a fool of yourself You’re not ashamed Our little sister Yunyao is ashamed No matter how small her face is Don’t let people You can’t just put it in your pocket Kid Stop pretending Say “Master Here’s two silver coins I’ll give it to you Or Give me your wife. I’ll give you some more I don’t mind Two for one. I’ll take this coin I’ll buy the inferior spirit stone just now Congratulations, host. You’ve spent two coins. Congratulations, host. I’ll take these two spirit stones In exchange for the two coins I just spent. Reward the host with an equal percentage of spending What is this guy doing? He’s really sick, isn’t he? He took a few coins He’s pretending to be a rich man. I’m here for the bugs. What do you know? The dead system has eaten so much of my It’s been eating so much of my artifacts and techniques. It’s already full of nutrients. It’s gone crazy. There’s a bug in the refund bank today. I’m not going to weed it to death. Raise your stakes. I’ll buy two more I’m returning them again. I’m buying again. This must be hundreds of thousands of coins It’s just money Who doesn’t have it? You What’s the point of just having money? If you’re really powerful At the Heavenly Sect Sword Drawing Competition at the Heavenly Sect. That’s the best couple And a true man. It’s okay! Dog system How much money do I have now? 760,000 coins Open the system shopping center The Heavenly Sword is the most precious treasure of the Heavenly Sect. A hundred years ago. Venerable Yun Heung came here. He drew the sword. With our ancestor “with our ancestor, Master Extinction. They became a couple. From now on, the Heavenly Maiden and the Wonderful Warrior The world has been stirred up Together they built the Heavenly Sect And it has been passed down to this day Therefore, the Heavenly Sect has a rule All disciples in the sect Looking for a mate To be recognized by the sect They have to pull out the Sword of the Gods. The more you draw it. The more you can enjoy the resources of the sect The Sword is four feet long. Two feet into the ground. Two feet and five feet A hundred years ago Venerable Yun Xiang Pulled out one foot three It is considered a record of the Heavenly Sect Brother Pure Wind How much do you think you can pull out? I, Li Chunfeng Although I don’t dare to compare with the famous But I’m no ordinary person One foot It’s easy! Wow, one foot! It’s still a breeze! In the past 100 years of the Heavenly Sect. No one has ever Has ever been able to pull out so much Pure Wind. You’re too good, aren’t you? Brother Lin Feng. Uh-huh. And you? What about you? I am I’m not a superficial person I’m worried. I’m worried that when the time comes. You won’t be able to pull out the Excalibur. They’ll laugh at you. I have here The Sect Leader gave me the Divine Sword token. So you don’t have to take the test You can be my partner directly Yun Yao You’ve never seen a man before The Token of Divinity It’s your reward for your service You want to use his privilege On this Poor man Yun Yao If you want a man so much I can Introduce you to a few Or be Pure Wind’s A concubine? I don’t mind. You two look like this One of you still wants to be a concubine One still wants to be the first wife Why don’t you take a piss and look in the mirror? Your privileges are your own I want to be your partner I can do it on my own Later You’ll just have to look at me I’ll be a sensation “A long life in the clear abyss Sword out of the dragon’s whistle Before the sword moves, the two of us will be a couple. The clan won’t allow it. Scattered See? This is what happens when you don’t have the strength That’s what happens when you come to the Heavenly Sect looking for a mate. Of course, it’s also you A preview of the scene later Brother Lin Feng It’s not too late to quit Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing Yun Yaoyao Watch this I’ll show you what True strength Qing Yuan Chang Sheng Sword out of the dragon’s whistle What a terrifying power! Worthy of being the Newcomer of the Year One foot! It’s really close to one foot! Pure Wind! You’re really strong! Since Mr. Yunxiang’s death a hundred years ago. The Divine Sword. It’s never been pulled out again It’s a foot long. But now The history of the Celestial Sect is about to Turning point again? That’s great! The danger of the Heavenly Clan There’s hope that it can be solved. Yes, there is. Li Chunfeng, the fallen lover. Draw your sword one foot and one point Brother Lin Feng It’s not the right time to go Li Chunfeng He just set a record You go now Don’t worry Little brother I’ll taunt you a few times And you’re not gonna take it lying down. I guess you’re not only incompetent. You don’t even have a brain. While I’m on top of my game. You dare to come here I’ll kill you when you’re on top. I’ll destroy you when you’re in your prime. You’re going to destroy me. Of course If you pull it out longer than me I’ll eat it alive Then you Be careful! Get up! It hasn’t moved a muscle. I thought it was powerful. But this is it Eldest Elder Yun Yaoyao And Sister Luo-Qing are both key disciples of our Heavenly Sect They’re the key disciples of our Heavenly Sect Now the clan is in trouble But their contributions But there’s a huge difference They failed the test. Not only will that dog man be punished severely Yun Yaoyao will also be punished Yun Yao will be punished together They’ll be punished together We’ll be punished together Okay Don’t worry Yun Yao, do you know you’re wrong? Eldest Elder me Is he going to be wrong? Wait until I’ve finished I’m just warming up We haven’t started yet Keep your eyes open Keep your eyes open. Give me a start. Hey, wait a minute. Are you going to pull it out or not? If you don’t, get out! You’re just stalling. You guys are really noisy. I told you to wait. I told you to watch from the stage. I’m afraid that the sword I’m afraid I’ll pull out my sword with too much force. I’ll hurt you. You can’t pull out your sword. How can you hurt me? You can’t say that. After all, sword energy can easily hurt a bitch. You Chun Feng, according to the rules Someone draws his sword No one can disturb the stage Wait for me! That guy He really drew his sword I can’t tell. Why are you all panicking? A little bit is nothing Compared to Pure Wind. It’s not even close That’s a foot and a half Look! “The Dragon of the World “The dragon emerges from the abyss The divine dragon rises to the sky. The sword has been Pulled out! How is this possible? What’s impossible? See, I told you. Sword Qi It’s easy to hurt a bitch. You were knocked down on the stage. Steady. You! One foot. I thought it was longer. That’s it. It’s a good thing you weren’t the one who pulled it out. Otherwise your tail You’d be pulling your tail up to the sky. You don’t deserve to eat Excalibur. This iron sword. You’re done with Luo-Yi. Who do you think you are? I’ll swallow it if you want me to. That’s it! Wait here for a moment. I’ll go get the Master. Yes, sir. What are you laughing at? What’s so funny? I’ve never seen it before. This thing I’ve never seen it. Bastard! Don’t think you can pull out a broken sword. Don’t think you’re a big shot. It’s just brute strength and luck. We’ll see what happens when we get down to brass tacks. Cultivation. Do you have it? Don’t think the Heavenly Clan Will treat you like a dish If you don’t treat me like a dish Then I’ll treat you like a dish Yeah, you’re no good anyway You can’t even draw your sword You! Don’t be presumptuous Li Chunfeng’s cultivation Is one of the newest disciples He’s one of the best He has broken through the foundation He’s reached Jindan He’s close to becoming a YuanYing YuanYing is a thing What’s there to envy? Brother Once you’ve reached Yuanying You’ll be able to fly with a sword You’ll be able to take on the appearance of a master You! You’re not even at the lowest level You haven’t even reached the Foundation stage yet. When I ascend to the ascension stage You still don’t know where you are It’s all because of this damn system. It took me right back to the old days. System alert! What’s wrong, brother? No way! Here we go again Master Tianqing is here to see you I’d like to see you. I haven’t seen you in two months You’re a few years younger Looks like he’s accomplished a lot Tian Zong’s method It’s more about maintaining youth. It’s about keeping your face intact. What’s the point of being successful? Although this method is very popular with female practitioners But at the same time But it also attracts some evil-minded Men from outside the clan To covet it. This time, the Turtle Island Cult Together with the Yamanano Orochi. Has brought a crisis to our clan. That’s exactly what happened, isn’t it? The Heavenly Sect’s spouse. How did you choose? The answer is in. Among them, there’s one who’s against the heavens. So powerful. It’s true. I know who he is. Take me there! System alert. Currently The bugs in the consumption system have been fixed The return value has been adjusted to the normal value That is, 10% of the consumption value And each transaction Must be a real purchase Please don’t Don’t be so shameless again I’m a buggy system. Thank you, sir. The bugs are fixed again. Oh, my God. Here. Hey, but it’s okay. Eating me all at once. So many treasures The stupid system is already The stupid system has already gone into a full-blown stupor. After fixing this bug Another bug will appear I’ll do what I did before I’ll just keep looking for it. Just keep bugging him. Master is here. Greetings, Master I heard that the Heavenly Sect got The Son of Heaven This is really a blessing for the Heavenly Sect This is the legendary Sect Leader in his 40s? He’s not even 20 years old! I was wrong I’ve been in seclusion for several nights It’s pitch black inside the cave So much so that my eyes Couldn’t adjust to the outside light for a while I was wrong about the person Pure Wind Don’t blame me My name is Li Chunfeng. Greetings, Master Tian Xuan. It’s been half a year since I saw you. I didn’t expect you to remember me. You still remember me. Chunfeng is the The Newcomer of the Year. Everyone knows it No one is unaware of it Naturally, I have a deep impression of you I have a deep impression of you How could I forget? I just heard from Tianqing The Heavenly Sect has obtained the son of Heaven I made a guess I knew it was you. Master Tian Xuan praises you. Luo Qing. You’ve done well. Thank you, Master. Tianqing. Distribute some of the excellent resources within the sect In advance. Pure Wind and Luo Qing. We need them for this crisis. The Sect Leader. I’m talking about the Son of Heaven. Not Li Chunfeng. It’s him. Uh-huh. It’s him I have bad eyesight You have bad eyes too? Zero skill. What’s the big deal? You said he looks Inspirational. Not bad at all. Hey, why do you curse so badly? Who said I look inspirational? I ai ai Master If I say He pulled out the Sword of the Gods. What did you just say? I said He pulled out the Sword of the Gods. He pulled it out! What’s wrong with you? Such a handsome young man Our clan We should respect each other as guests Look at you. He just talked back to me a couple of times. And you’re pushing me to go To scold others That’s not good. Sister. That’s why you’re the Master. I saw what my sister did. People like us, who are against the heavens. How can we wear This kind of clothes? That’s right. I haven’t asked you What’s your name? Teacher. You look like this. I’m not used to it My name is Lin Feng Good name, good name The character for “forest” implies prosperity and lushness. The word “wind” implies elegance and elegance. This means Aiya, Master Do not blow hard It makes me sick to my stomach Yun-Yao, look at what you’re saying I’m just praising him Oh, Lin Feng He’s your soul mate I know I’ve loved you well Good job, girl Lin Feng From now on, be good Get along with Yunyao What kind of magic pills are in this clan Anything you want Take whatever you want If that’s not enough I’m the master It’s not impossible to take it. Look at me. Although I’m a bit old But I’m mature And I’m very powerful. What are you all looking at? What are you doing? Big deal What’s the big deal? I’ll be the little one Why don’t I deserve it? Master, something’s wrong! If Tian Xuan Taoist wants a man Why covet these? You’re just a little white boy. What you need is You need a man like me. A man like a tiger. Oh, my God. You little skinny monkey Sister, sister, sister. Do not be impulsive Hidden night with A dozen people can enter our Heavenly Sect’s sacred ground. He’s very powerful If we do anything rash. I’m afraid we’ll be at a disadvantage They’ve come to our clan’s hall I can tolerate it You’re a hothead. But I like them. But that’s all. Bastard! A woman is only responsible for her beauty. What are you doing here? What’s the point of pretending to be strong? You useless men! Help me out! Come on, someone who can fight! Pure Wind! This is your chance to prove yourself While the two masters Stalk that guy Go on! Normally, you’d just pretend to be something you’re not This is the time to see the real thing I’ll do it. I’ll do it. I, Mr. Pure Wind But he’s the Newcomer of the Year Man of the Year If you’re afraid to bring your men Get lost! I’ll spare your life If I’m afraid of your word I’ll write the word “Hidden Night Write it upside down. Write it upside down. Come on, kid. I’ll give you both hands Flirtatious. Get lost! Middle Kingdom civilization. It’s nothing more than that It’s just a bunch of people like you Accumulated by a bunch of you It’s just garbage. Only we on Turtle Island Is the only place The place of choice. Come on. Bring these high quality female cultivators Bring them back to Turtle Island For the pleasure of our Dark Sect. Yes, sir. Slowly! Arresting people in the Central Plains? Did you ask me? You’re arresting people in the Heavenly Sect? Did you ask me again? Who are you? You don’t deserve to know my name Brother Lin Feng You have no cultivation Don’t be impulsive Who says I need cultivation? A loser with no cultivation How dare he show off here? Black Dragon Explosion! This is a killing move! Dodge! Duck! I’ve never dodged before. A person who doesn’t even have any cultivation He can’t even think of hurting me with his fists. To hurt me with his fists. Kid You must have eaten shit Your fist Can’t even break my defense What training is needed to break your defense? I don’t have to be a mage. I can be a warrior. Flesh breaks the law. This body It’s terrifyingly strong. I’ve never seen anything like it. Even if you’ve heard of it. It’s something that’s been written It’s written in the book of heaven. This guy. Anyone else Want to try? I sandbag big fist There is a master Kid, you’ve got it. I’ll keep you alive for a few days. When my clan, the Yamanano Orochi, fully awakens. I will take your life. I’ll take your Heavenly Clan’s Turtle Island. I’ll make you Cultivation in the Central Plains. I’ll make you pay for what you’ve done today. You’ll pay double for what you did today! If you want to leave, you can leave Do you think we’re a teahouse? Run! You guys! Why don’t you go? Hidden Night has actually developed a phantom form Looks like he’s reached the level of Yuan-Ying No wonder he’s so wild. -And they’re from Turtle Island. The strongest evil beast, Yamanano Orochi. Has awakened faster than we expected. It’s awakening faster than we expected. It seems Our Heavenly Sect Or the entire cultivation world Is getting closer and closer to a crisis I’m asking you a question Why don’t you come up? And leave me alone to get beaten up We didn’t say we’re going. Due to the host’s extreme use of the Pure Body Pill The Pills have been depleted. Please be careful of your own Two taels of dog’s life Don’t make this system die with you. Thank you, sir. You’re very kind. I thank you. But it seems I have to find a new bug. This time. It’s gone right out the window. If they come after me again. I’m gonna die. That’s right. Master. What’s the response of the Chinese monks to Turtle Island? What’s their response to Turtle Island? Although the Heavenly Sect is facing a crisis this time. But if Turtle Island cult is coming. They won’t be able to cope. Many sects in the Central Plains Are not fools They will just sit back and wait for death After we’ve agreed We decided to work together To open the secret realm of training The ancient land The Canyon of Immortals and Demons Immortal Demon Canyon as Ancient Land Hides a variety of monsters But at the same time It is also rich in rare treasures. Pills, weapons, techniques. You name it, it’s there. If you’re lucky. Can find a rare treasure For most people Would be a chance to change their destiny Or a chance to soar Or become a master of the world. Or become a great master To become a master of the world. Of course If you’re unlucky Being eaten by the monsters inside It’s not impossible. Well, are we still going? Who wouldn’t want to go? But it’s a pity. What’s a pity? It’s a pity that Tian Zong’s path It’s about aiding and abetting. The people outside Don’t want to team up with us And our own strength inside We’re not good enough. I can take Ching with me. After all, I’m the Newcomer of the Year. There are plenty of people who want to team up with me. Pure Wind. Are you all right? Does it hurt? What about Yun-Yao and Lin Feng? I’m A friendly reminder The lowest level monsters in the Immortal Canyon You need six or seven people to form a team To kill them Single-handedly And a broken martial arts practitioner He relies on his body He can only die Yunyao I can take you with me I don’t want to If Brother Lin Feng doesn’t go I won’t go either Why not? Let’s go home Go home? Right, what’s so strange about that? You want to pick up girls and bring them to you. You don’t even have a face! Kid, that’s the Canyon of the Immortals. Ancient secret realm. Do you know how much energy Do you know how much energy it takes to open it? And your family? Why don’t you tell us what’s inside? Inside? Ultimate Black Dragon is your pet? Believe it or not. It’s getting late. I’m going home to rest I’ll go home early Study the new bugs in the system. That’s my top priority. Otherwise Going back to the Immortal Valley is not going home. It’s like going back to the grave. Dead system! After this update. Where is the new bug? Why haven’t we found it yet? It’s here. It’s not a bug. It’s not a bug. It’s not a bug. You want to play me to death ah But It seems to be a good thing to get back I’ll fight with you I want to exchange it for the Elixir of Immortality. I have to get stuck in a bug. Eat 30 Flaming Pills This one Flaming Elixir Equal to 100 oysters These 30 oysters? Lock the door Yun Yao These are all pills that I’ve I’ve been saving pills for a long time Take them all How can this be? I’ve taken them all What are you going to do? You found for the Heavenly Sect You found a son of God like Lin Feng This is what you deserve And you must have good cultivation To be worthy of him, right? Uh-huh. Okay. Go on. Take the pills and go back to your room. Digest it yourself. Master Master So many pills How can I finish them all by myself? I’d better give some to Brother Lin Feng Send some to his room And trick Yun Yao into practicing Then in Lin Feng’s room He’ll be the only one left Then I’ll take This elixir to him Will he Let’s go to Lin Feng’s room first The Flaming Pill is really fierce Luckily I locked the door Otherwise, if a woman came in I’d be in deep shit For safety’s sake I have to digest the Flaming Pill quickly. I’m the one who got there first. Although. This is a bit unethical But as a master. I’m concerned about my pupil’s partner. It’s also reasonable. Moreover. The sect now recognizes It’s only their relationship They’re not married Not married means Anyone can still have a chance I’m the master. It’s for the good of the clan to be an alternative. Tian Xuan! I really admire you. You’ve sacrificed yourself For the good of the clan. It’s like a righteous act. Who else would be the head of the Heavenly Sect? If you don’t do it, who will? Hey, why is this door still locked? Time is still very early ah So early to rest? Oh Early to bed, early to rise. This boy must be in good health. I like it. Who is it? Who came in at this hour? You’re practicing. Good boy. Lin Feng, I’m the master. Uh, no. I’m Tian Xuan. Look at this. I’ve brought you something wonderful. Super tonic pills. This is something that my master Has spent his entire life Before he made it. She didn’t want to eat it. She left it to me. I didn’t want to eat it either I’ve been keeping it. If you take this potion. Even a chicken can become a phoenix. For those who have cultivation. Can directly improve a great deal Those without cultivation Can instantly From mortal to foundation stage This is the real meaning of A few decades less struggle How is it? Lin Feng Why don’t you say something? You still want to mess with my mind I can’t bear it Why are you sweating so much? Are you hot? Why don’t I help you Take one off for you How come it’s my own? Why is my heart fluttering? It’s unbearable Then don’t endure it You made me do it. I can’t take it anymore. If you can’t stand it, come on. Come as hard as you want. I can’t. I have to restrain myself. That’s right. You have to restrain yourself. Brother ah Ah ah Yunyao, I’ve eaten Too many potent pills Help me Elder brother is gone Elder brother What happened just now I’m sorry Master, don’t blame Brother Lin Feng He ate a potent potion He ate a potent potion That’s right, Master What happened to you? Suddenly appeared in Lin Feng’s room Ah me me And And what’s this? It’s an elixir It’s an elixir! Pill But did not the master put All the pills in his collection He gave them all to Yunyao It’s because I realized I still have a I realized that I still have a huge potion So I wanted to level the playing field So I sent it to Lin Feng’s room Lin Feng’s room In this way, I I’m not doing you a disservice And not treating Lin Feng badly Isn’t this Wonderful A fair and just arrangement I’d like to thank Master Lin Feng for you We’re all family members Brother Lin Feng has no cultivation The Valley of Immortals and Demons is very dangerous Master put such a A huge potion He gave it to Lin Feng It’s a great relief for him Of course you have to thank him Ah yes? I’m a master Naturally, I can predict everything as if it were a miracle Then, Master, if If there’s nothing else Why don’t you go home and get some rest? Then we’ll take care of the rest Ask Yunyao to take care of it for you That’s right I’ll be off then Oh, Master When Brother Lin Feng is better I’ll bring him here personally To thank him for his sins tonight For what? The one who should apologize It’s you who should be thanking me I’ve done everything. Just a little bit more. You’re here. Master. What are you talking about? Nothing. I said it’s nothing. What are you thanking me for? I’m leaving now. I want to see What are you doing while I’m gone? Are you all right? The Flame Pill’s yang fire attribute It’s too strong. I was trying to control it. I could barely contain it. But the sudden change of direction. My blood qi is in chaos. I can’t control myself. I can’t control myself at all What about you? What should we do? I don’t know what to say. I don’t know what to say You Hey, you’d better go now. I’m afraid I’ll be I can’t control myself. How can that be? It’s already this time. How can I leave you alone? Brother Why don’t I help you? You help me? Yes, ma’am. Brother Are you ready? I’m ready! How about you? I’m ready. Then I’m going to I’m going to start. How’s it going, brother? Do you feel better? You said you’d help me. This is it. That’s right. I even added I added lots and lots of ice. In this way Doesn’t it feel It’s not so hot. So hot If you do this. Everything will go out What’s wrong, Brother? Why do you feel You look a bit sad What’s wrong with you? Nothing. It’s just that The way you did it. It’s not the way I imagined it. It’s a little different. There are some discrepancies Then what did you fantasize about? What is it? What? Rascal! No, I’m not. I didn’t do anything here Why did you get beaten up? The rice isn’t ripe yet. That means I still have a chance This trip to the Immortal Canyon I can go with you. To make up for Today’s regret. But What reason should I find? To go with me? Your Highness. With the concerted efforts of all the Taoists. At the entrance of the Immortal Demon Canyon Immortal Demon Canyon. Has been officially opened Those who want to go to the Immortal Demon Canyon Disciples who want to explore Can now officially set off Yes, sir! The Canyon of Immortals and Demons is open! A time of great opportunity. Your time has come. Has arrived. For those of you who are interested You can leave your master’s school To the Immortal Canyon To start your A different chapter of your life Entrance to the canyon map Only one team is allowed to enter at a time And this team No more than 10 people are allowed The canyon map is huge After entering The location is randomly assigned So in the canyon map You’re all fighting as a group. You can look for Disciples of the clan Who know each other’s backgrounds. And you can work together. Or you can look for disciples outside the clan We can work together. Do you understand? Yes, we do. Elder and Sect Leader don’t need to worry. Pure Wind has spoken privately with the top disciples of the three sects. The top disciples of the three sects have spoken privately This time we will join forces We’re going to build a stronger team in the Immortal Canyon. The day he comes out Pure Wind will be invincible Pure Wind! You’re great! How do you want to team up? How can I organize a team? I am We don’t team up. We don’t team up. The more people we have The more people in the group, the more people The more people there are. Working hard for others Why bother? I’m a greedy person I just want to get more. That’s why Blow it out your ass. Even if you’re a master of the YuanYing stage. If there are only two of them It’s hard to get through Immortal and Demon Canyon It’s hard to get any advantage You and Yun Yao Don’t even know how you’ll die That’s right In normal times Relying on luck may While living a good life With a little bit of luck. With a little bit of 13. But in the Immortal Demon Canyon This place is full of danger Even if you are the son of luck Can still make you Die a thousand times You can’t be more transparent Cold as cold can be Luckily When you came to me I didn’t agree to you I chose Chunfeng instead Otherwise I would have been in deep shit Am I right? Yun Yao You Why do you care about them? When we get to the Valley of Immortals We’ll get more treasures to enhance our strength Maybe when we come out We’ll be able to rely on our strength We’ll be the leader of an alliance And become the leader of an alliance. If you’re lucky If you’re lucky enough If your strength rises to that level I will Why do you want to swallow the sword again? You If you’re hungry, eat something else. There aren’t that many swords for you to eat. Swords. It’s a waste to let you eat them Heavenly Father’s toilet It’s been a long time since anyone cleaned it When Yun-Yao and I are done Be the first to come in and eat till you’re full You When I’ve made it You’ll not only clean the Heavenly Sect’s outhouse You’ll not only eat it all You also have to watch me How to play with Yun Yao And Any other woman you like Sister What are you doing What’s the matter? Doesn’t this look good on me? It’s not a question of whether it looks good or not. It’s what you said. “Send your disciples to the Canyon of the Immortals. You’re happy to take it easy. You’re going into seclusion for a while. I’ll take care of the clan. Uh, yeah. Is there a problem? No problem at all. It’s just the way you’re dressed. It’s like you’re running away or something. It doesn’t look like a retreat. Why? You can’t wear this outfit if you’re on retreat? What’s in your backpack? Do you need luggage for a retreat? My son. I’ve brought food. I’m I’m not telling you It’s time. It’s getting late. I have to go to the retreat. I’ll go It’s a powerful vaporizer. It can knock out 10 cows. Why did you bring this? Oh! Isn’t this our clan’s Yun Yaoyao? And That’s right What was your name again? I don’t really remember Pure Wind My name is Lin Feng Oh! Lin Feng I’m sorry I don’t have a good memory Li Chunfeng You obviously did it on purpose How could you not know? Brother Lin Feng What’s his name? Of course I don’t remember What kind of name is that? What’s so strange about it? I remember It’s all these wonderful people around me Zhang Tou of the Bishui Sect. Jindan stage Li Li of the Tianhe Sect. Middle Jindan stage And the Acacia Sect Two sisters, Yi Hua and Yi Rou. They’re still at the Jindan stage. That’s right. What about you? None of your business, silly. Pure Wind. He scolded you How can you stand it? Inside the clan, you’re allowed to act like a pussy Outside the clan I have so many people I still can’t handle you Let’s go in with me. Boss. Two upper rooms. A plate of beef. One plate of white cut chicken. Two portions of rice Here we go Thirsty? What do you mean? You just scolded me Let’s just forget it. We don’t get along. When we get out. We can pretend we don’t know each other. You have to get on my bad side. If I don’t scold you, who will? Apologize to me. Apologize to me Pure Wind! We’re from the same clan Let’s give each other face, okay? I’ll apologize for him You don’t have to apologize to him. That’s fine. I can forgive him But the sincerity of your apology It’s not enough What sincerity do you want? Stay with me all night. And let him go through my crotch. You! – No! You can’t do that. Get this straight. I’m not talking to you. I’m ordering you. Let’s do it! After taking the Body Pill. I’ve reached my limit. My body is weak. Last night, I was beaten up by the Flame Pill. Right now Against these two guys It’s a bit hard to deal with them. Elder brother. Sister. You I’ve been unhappy with you for a long time. In the clan. In terms of looks and cultivation. You’re no better than me. I could have been the only one. But you wanted to be me. You’re the Golden Flower. Even at the clan’s You’re not as good as me. You made me pale in comparison. You deserve to die! Pure Wind! I’ve got it! Good. Hey, kid. Aren’t you good at pretending? Why? You’ve become a limp noodle. I want you to see for yourself I’m going to show you how to play with your girlfriend. Throw her on the table. And you are? Lu Ruoxin of the Sword Sect. Yes, I am. Rookie of the Year And Beauty of the Year Double first place The only heir of the Sword Sect She is also the only newcomer She is the only one who has entered the Jindan stage Of the Sword Sect You’re a loner. You’re known for your high spirits. What’s the matter? Are you meddling today? Yes, I do. You, sir? If you’re just going to look the other way. You’re just looking the other way. In the Immortal Canyon. If you and I meet If you need anything We’re here to help. How? Let’s take care of each other. If you do not get out I don’t mind killing you. I’ll kill you. You’ve got guts. We’ve made a deal today. Let’s go. If you’re a loser Don’t bring your partner into the world And don’t go to the Immortal Canyon to die. Next time I don’t know if I’ll be so lucky I’ll be damned! This woman is so cool! Sister, are you okay? Yes, I’m fine. What about you? I’m fine too. I was just about to take my pills. To deal with those people Then that woman Brother! She’s so cool! Brother The beds are all made up. Although this place is a bit crude But Li Chunfeng and the others Shouldn’t know we’re staying here Get some rest Tomorrow morning We have to go to the Immortal Demon Canyon Yes, sir. Thanks for your hard work. But I have to go to the black market. But it’s a little late. It’s a little late. And I’ve temporarily changed my lodging I don’t want Li Chunfeng Find us When you go out If you run into them It doesn’t matter I’m not afraid of them anyway I’m not afraid of them. I’ll go to the black market and buy some stuff I’ll use it in the canyon. I’ll go with you. No need. You rest first. Wait for me to come back Oh, no. Although we’ve changed places But Sister Lu is still at the inn If Li Chunfeng’s gang They’ll try to trick us Sister Lu Wouldn’t Sister Lu She’s in some kind of trouble, right? I’m embarrassed It’s embarrassing Why is this still a woman’s room? Where’s Lin Feng? I peeked at the counter register Lin Feng is staying in Tian Zi No. 2! Did he change rooms temporarily? Then who am I bewitching with this super drug? Who is it for? There are a lot of monsters in the Immortal Canyon I’ll go to the black market to buy some medicine And other essentials In case of emergency. That’s a very good way to organize things. I’m a genius. Who the hell is that? How dare you sneak up on me? Hey! And robbed me of my sex. I can tolerate robbing money. But robbing a woman is too much Lu Lu Ruoxin Hey, don’t, don’t, don’t Hey, put it on. Before, it was still cold and quiet How come it’s like this at night? What’s wrong? You want to transform for the full moon? Your eyes are misty. Your face is scarlet I’ve been drugged Which asshole did this? Bastard did it It must be Li Chunfeng’s gang Damn it! Curse him for giving birth to a child without an asshole Save him first. I’m going Hey, hey, hey! Let’s talk this over. This thing doesn’t have eyes. I saved you out of kindness But you’re the one who returned the favor. I’ll kill you! I didn’t do you any favors. I saved you. I met you in the alley last night. You were under the influence of a drug. To me I was looking out for your safety. Then I brought you back to my house I helped you to decontaminate the drug And then And now this. That’s it. That’s it. Why did you take my clothes off? I didn’t take off my clothes. It’s my little sister. Your little sister? Uh-huh. Why did you take off your clothes? Which brings me to my little sister’s My sister’s unique fire-fighting skills. A pot of water will make you doubt your life. Hey, you! Your clothes are wet. If I don’t help you take it off You will not sleep until you catch a cold ah Hey! When you took off my clothes Were you here? I’m sure I avoided suspicion But When my little sister poured on you. I didn’t give you a heads up. Your clothes are quite thin. Whenever it gets wet Wet? Shit! You asshole. What did you say? Ai ai I’m going to change clothes so fast I’ll kill you. The time has come. The Canyon of Immortals and Demons is now open. Please arrive at the portal as soon as possible. Please arrive at the portal as soon as possible So as not to miss the time to enter the canyon I didn’t do it on purpose I did it to save you. It’s justifiable, isn’t it? I’ll let you live for now. But you’d better Don’t let me see you again. Otherwise. I’ll mute your sister first. Then I’ll kill you. That’s the only way No one else will know. Fuck you, bitch! You’re pretty tough. I’m going to kill you sooner or later. Almost killed me. Hey, hey, hey. Where are your teammates? Just the two of us. Just the two of you? Can’t we? There’s no such rule. As long as there are no more than 10 of us. We can do whatever we want. By the way. What are your names? There’s no rule about registering your names, is there? No, there’s no such rule. I’m just asking as a personal favor. After all, the two of you going in It’s no different from dying. I’ll take your names. I’ll burn some paper money for you. I’ll burn some paper money for you. Thank you for your kindness Five taels of silver Get lost Brother Lin Feng! Mr. Lin Feng Are we so unlucky? As soon as we were summoned here We met a monster! What kind of monster? How come I didn’t see it? Isn’t it powerful? You look nervous. Are you? Yes, I am. Look at you. You’re drenched in sweat. Uh, no way. No way. Oh, my God. It’s such a tight fit. A map this wide. It’s a wide map, and it’s brought us together. I’ll let you live for now. But don’t let me see you again. Or else I’ll mute your sister first. Then I’ll kill you. That’s the only way So that no one else will know. There’s no way to prevent it. Hey! Sister Lu There’s a super monster in the neighborhood I’m scared to death! Damn it! Brother Lin Feng You’re so bad! How could you do that? Yun Yao Listen to me I just wanted to Even if you’re in a hurry You can’t do it in a place like this Although I find it very exciting I like it very much But it’s my first time. You still have to Ah! The sky wants to trap me I’ll fight the sky Buddha wants to trap me I’ll kill Buddha I’ve killed a few more ignorant children You’re not worthy to fight with me. You’re not worthy to fight with me! The Buddha of Destruction! Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond Star King It’s a game. It’s a mistake. Bronze, Silver, Gold Epic Myth It’s the level of the monsters in the Valley of Immortals. This guy. It’s an epic boss right off the bat. Should I laugh? Or should I cry? Brother! This thing can explode good stuff Yes, but He can also kill us We’re all out of our pants. Ah! Well, then. Should we fight or not? Even if I eat Dan. I’m not sure I’m not a match for this guy. Unless I can instantly Unless I can restore my original state But Fuck this bitch! There’s another little girl. She’s a pretty one, isn’t she? It must be very tasty to chew on Brother Lin Feng Sister Lu is dying A monster of epic proportions Even ten masters Would have a hard time dealing with it Not to mention Sister Lu She’s alone If we help her We’ll be caught in the crossfire Do you mind? I don’t mind She helped me yesterday. It’s just that I’m worried. What are you worried about? I’m worried about Sister Lu She’s been fighting with the other side for a long time Even if we intervene The monster’s hatred It may not be attracted to us What I mean is The monster will still attack Sister Lu fiercely Don’t worry about that I have an idea Uh-huh Bitch Bear I’m not here to To meet with you I’m here to help you Don’t kill the boss Don’t kill me after you kill the boss. Donkey! I’m here Monk! Monk! Monk! I went to sell oil on the sly After selling the oil, he wanted to exchange it for wine I’m scared to death when I see Grandpa. You bastard! What are you singing? It’s not poisonous, it’s not bald It’s not bald, it’s not poison. I’ve taunted the monster I’ve taunted the monster onto me! Save Lu Ruoxin. I’ll run first. Damn you! I’ll kill you, asshole! You’re really something! Brother I’ve got it! Sister Lu, are you alright? This World-Ending Buddha is so powerful Yes, he is Thanks to Brother Lin Feng He taunted that monster away Otherwise We wouldn’t have been able to To save you so quickly He’s really dirty! Yes, he is. That old monster is so angry His teeth are about to fall out. He chased him and beat him up. He’s about to beat him to death. Why don’t you help? Bald ass! I’m telling you. Do not go too far You’re hitting me too hard, aren’t you? I’ll kill you! Ice Break! Cang Yun Sword Hey! Brother! Sister Lu and I will hold him off Hurry up! Aah! Hurry up! Damn it! Damn bald ass! You’ve been chasing me for so long. Now it’s my turn to fuck you. If you say The Body Tempering Elixir Is a short-term It can improve my body to the limit Then the Divine Elixir of Innateness Is a short-term Increase my cultivation level to the limit. The Dragon Strike Little mole cricket How dare you hurt me? I’ll kill you! Watch out! He’s gone berserk. His attacks will become even more ferocious. His defense and stamina And defense and endurance will be much lower. We’ll slow him down. How’s it going? I’ve found out. It’s the woman from the Sword Sect With Lin Feng and Yun Yao She’s fighting the World-Ending Buddha The World-Ending Buddha It’s an epic monster Once killed It will explode a lot of things Epic monster It’s not worth it for them to fight it. The stuff that will be blown up They don’t deserve it either Pure Wind, what’s your plan? What’s your plan? Naturally, I’m going to kill people and get rid of the goods Let’s go! Let’s work harder It’s been dragging on for so long This guy is finally showing signs of fatigue. I didn’t expect it. Three ignorant cobblers I can’t believe that three cobblers are better than one. Who are you talking about? I’ve taken the Spirit Elixir The effect of my cultivation is comparable to that of a Yuan-Ying stage. But it’s almost depleted Pure Wind! When are we going to start? We’ve been watching for hours Yes, sir. The World-Destroying Buddha He’s almost worn out. It’s time for us to take action. Let’s go He’s tired and so are we Let’s combine our efforts and finish the job. Understood. Got it! Li Chunfeng What do you mean? What do you mean? You want to fight monsters? Did you ask us? If you didn’t ask us. I’m sorry. I can’t. Cut the crap. You’re looking for a bargain, right? Yes, I do. So what? I’ll give you two ways out. Give up. Or I can kill you. I’ll draw them in. You do it. Kill them. Watch the move Brother Lin Feng What should we do? We’ve already lost too much qi We’ve lost too much of our true energy We can’t resist at all Let’s retreat Yes, sir. Let’s keep the forest for the trees. There’s no wood to burn. Get out! Ha ha ha! What a bunch of fools. They’ve been helping us for a long time. Don’t just stand there. Let’s kill him. Let’s split the stuff. Wait a minute Brother Lin Feng What’s going on? You want to take my boss? No way! Let’s just take it Going back now It’s no different than sending me to my death. Don’t forget. I still have a bug. Bug? What is this? You wouldn’t understand if I told you. You guys find a safe place Wait for me in a safe place. I’ll come back for you later Hey you He’s going alone. Aren’t you worried? Rationally speaking. I should have stopped him. But from an emotional point of view I always feel that Brother Lin Feng He will definitely be able to Uh-huh Sister Lu What’s this? It’s a brain pill. What is it? What’s it for? Your brain is almost Eaten by that man. Fix it. Raise it She scolded me You want to play shameless with me? When I was playing shamelessly You guys were still wearing crotchless pants. Dog system. The bug you’ve created today It fits today’s scenario. But now that I think about it. Why are you suddenly a little Inexplicably excited it Li Chun Feng Waiting for death you just Because the last time to exchange the Flame Pill number of times There is no limit The Immortal Spirit Elixir Has been used by the user at no cost The system is fixing this bug Damn it! I ate so many fire pills There’s a price to pay. Okay, okay. The Immortal Spirit Elixir will be temporarily closed But for the sake of the host’s dog body Will not be spoiled by others The system has introduced a short period of strong light Each beam of light Can briefly allow the host to achieve a short period of time To realize a full range of enhancement But please note The short-lived strong light Is similar to the return of light You are at your own limit. That is to say, after the effect of the medicine The host’s body Will become weaker Weaker and weaker Or even near death. Therefore, please use it with caution. Hey! If you give this short-lived strong light If you give this short-lived potent light to that old bald donkey. Li Chunfeng’s gang of bastards They’d have to be fucked They’ll be screaming for their mothers and fathers Buddha can’t do it anymore Join hands for the final blow Understood Roger that. It’s done. But why didn’t it explode? The World Gobbler. Fuck you! What’s going on? I was almost dead just now. Why is the attack suddenly so fierce? It should be a flashback. It’s just a last gasp before he dies. He’s out of moves. Let’s go again! Pure Wind is right. It’s a dying thing. What is there to fear? Go! You’re right, my ass! What’s going on? I don’t know. I don’t think so. We’ve been watching for a long time Lin Feng and the others have basically killed this monster They’ve basically killed this monster Even when we first intervened We gave this monster They had a chance to catch their breath But With the amount of energy we’ve just consumed. It’s enough to make this guy Which part of the process Problems Hmph! Which part of the process went wrong? I’m going to give you some more I’m going to give you some more medicine. May I ask the host Are you sure? One time to exchange 999 powerful lights Are you sure? Serious warning. One exchange So many powerful lights Although it can briefly make a person Achieve a super invincible state But once the effect is over Will cause a person to reach a serious weakness And die instantly. Change At best, the thin dead The camel is bigger than the horse. I don’t believe this monster I don’t believe this monster has much strength left. Let’s get up! Let’s take him on for a few more rounds. He’s gonna die. I’m telling you. Let’s go! You don’t believe me, do you? Maybe this time He’ll fall. Come on! Ah! What’s going on here? Gryphons! I’ll kill you! Aah! Didn’t we agree One wave and we’re down? This is us. We’re going down in one wave! Pure Wind! What’s the situation? False image! Steal my boss! I’ll turn you all into stars! Hey, kid! Are you still here to die? What’s the matter? Are you going to use your saliva You’re going to spit me to death? That was a good fight. You’ve already overdrawn yourself. Now I’m going to hit you a little bit harder. You’ll be dead I don’t believe you. See what I’m saying? There’s gold and red light. I think they’ve all exploded. What good stuff? Hey, what’s this? I go Xuanhuang Dan. This is a good thing. It’s worthy of being an epic monster. With it I can Hey What’s this? It’s similar to my Flame Pill. But the power of this fire stone It’s tens of thousands of times purer. What the hell is this? I’ve never even seen it before Brother, you’re back! Are you alright? Yes, I’m fine. Do I look okay? That’s good. You killed the World Gobbler? What’s going on? Where is it? What’s that? Try holding your sword against me again. Is there a possibility that It’s not a sword. I’ll kill you Sister Lu, be merciful It’s none of my business It’s your eyes Forget it Forget it! What’s in your hand? What the hell is it? Why are you so angry? I’m just joking with you I’m just messing with you I’ve exploded an Xuanhuang Pill There’s another one too Something unknown Damn it! Xuanhuang Dan Inside But it’s a super treasure that nurtures It’s a super treasure that nurtures very strong true qi. We’ve found this. I want this. I want it. When a normal person sees the Xuanhuang Dan. Would have reacted the same way as Little Sister. But this woman. From the beginning to the end. She’s only interested in this red pearl. Do you have a problem with it? Uh-huh, no. Well, we all fought the monster together. We’ll share the explosives together Yun-Yao and I will share You get a share Only The Xuan Huang Dan is something that everyone Everyone can only dream of it If you don’t want this or that It’s not a bad deal. It’s not a loss I don’t need the Pill. I’ll take this. Goodbye. I’ll see you again in the world. Ai! Sister Lu Yinran just left like that She refused the Pill of Xuanhuang. She didn’t even blink Just like the earthlings rejected Liu Erfei. Without blinking How is that possible? You’re just leaving? Not even the door. Follow me. I want to see Who the hell is that thing? Let’s go. Aigoo! Don’t look at me. Let’s go. Aigoo! Take a look again. What did you say? Sister Lu and us We’re all teammates who help each other That’s not good, is it? Why don’t we go nearby Let’s find a place to rest for a while How about that? We can’t really see anything at this point. When she’s cultivated to a certain point. It’s not too late to observe her Okay. Then let’s go to a nearby place. Let’s take a rest. Uh-huh. That’s impossible. It’s impossible. I can do this. I will. Core. You have a nine heavenly bodies. It’s an excellent system for sword cultivators. And there is no other. But the metaphysical body Is naturally feminine. It’s also a big problem in your life I’ve been practicing hard for many years I entered the Valley of Immortals and Demons I’ve been searching for the World-Destroying Buddha In order to find The Pure Yang Stone The Blood Yang Heavenly Stone Today I will devour it no matter what I must devour it Otherwise If you can’t consume the Blood Sun Stone You will die. Remember this. This This Blood Sun Stone It’s too strong. I can’t consume it I can’t! Wait, wait, wait. Master said before If I can’t digest it. I should find a man A man who can swallow the stone of fire and sun After he devours it. I’ll follow him That’s fine. But in this sea of people. Where can I find Where can I find such a strange man? Brother. Are you taking the Flaming Pill again? This is not the Flame Pill. It’s the Red Sky Pill. How can there be so many Flaming Pills? Last time I took 30 pills. I swallowed 30 pills. Luckily I have a fire body. Otherwise I’d have exploded! What is the Red Sky Pill? It’s a small tonic stone. Where did you get it? When I was knocked away. It fell off my body On my way back I picked it up on my way back. Ah Is this what you’re eating? Uh-huh. I’ll give it to you. This monster After all, you killed it. In terms of ownership. You should take the lion’s share. Who said that? Why do men earn money? It’s not for himself. For the woman he loves? Take it. I don’t need it. Who is it? Who’s the woman you love? If you don’t want it. I’ll give it to Lu Ruoxin Don’t give it to another woman. Then take it and absorb it. I don’t need this. Damn it! There’s a bug in the system today. There’s something wrong with the bug. What’s this? What’s wrong with you? Nothing. Take the Xuanhuang Pill. I’m going outside for a while. Yes, ma’am. Eat 100 Fire Pills. Can be exchanged for the Immortal Demon Valley A super treasure map Damn it! Why do I feel This is not like a bug It’s more like a trap Damn system! You’re not playing with me, are you? Where in the Valley of Immortals and Demons Treasure hiding place ah But I can’t keep my mouth shut. After all, the Valley of Immortals is so big. We’ve lived here for many years Which place to hide some A huge amount of treasure I really don’t know. If there really is such a thing I’d be I’d be rich! Aiya! Eating a hundred fire pills I’d explode on the spot! Aiya! But With my little sister’s Unique fire extinguishing method This is not unacceptable As the saying goes, wealth and riches are in danger Opportunities are reserved for For those who are prepared. Let’s fight! I can’t. This Blood Sun Heavenly Stone I can’t even consume it. I have to find someone else. The one who can devour it. I’ll be damned! What kind of treasure map is this? How did it lead me here? Isn’t this where Lu Ruoxin Lu Ruoxin’s place? Who is it? I got hit by the Red Illusion Flower I picked in the Valley of Immortals. This time You’re still a good boy In my hands Damn it! Are you playing with me? What kind of treasure can there be in this place? I’ll be damned! What’s going on? There’s an assassin. That’s not true. There’s only Lu Ruoxin in this cave. Could this red light be Could it be the red stone? What’s wrong with it? That stone It’s always been It’s very mysterious and weird. Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What’s this? What’s going on here? They won’t let me in Ms. Lu It’s cold It’s so cold Inside the cave, under the red light It’s very hot and stuffy This Lu Ruoxin Why is her whole body frozen? I don’t care It’s important to save her. Don’t mess with me! I’ve taken I’ve eaten a hundred pills of Fire Pills. You swallowed a hundred pills You swallowed a hundred fire pills? Yes, I did. Help me. How? All around here. Is filled with Blood Sun Heavenly Stones. It’s giving off fire energy. I can’t take it! Quickly! Help me absorb it! Here! Quickly! I’m dying. I’m gonna lose it. I’m going to throw it! Master is right. Some destinies are really predestined I didn’t realize He’s the one I’m looking for. That man. I’m done absorbing. What’s wrong with you? Nothing. Nothing. What’s next? I want you to transfer all this fire energy I want you to transfer it all to me. Then The ice can be broken. I can live. You just absorbed it yourself. That’s all you needed to do. I couldn’t. What? That’s why I had to use you as a medium. You can help me transmit it. Ah! How can I do that? This way Brother Brother Lin Feng! You’re back! I’m back! What’s wrong? Your face changed when you saw me Lin Feng is a senior I’m your senior I’m not a senior What are you doing here? What are you doing here? What are you doing? The World Gobbler! We’re almost dead! I don’t know what you’re up to. I don’t know what you did to us. You knocked us kilometers away. And robbed our monsters. What do you think we’re doing? What? Don’t try to take the blame. We were knocked out of the sky. But we were flying in the air. We saw it clearly. One person killed that monster It’s obvious that you’re shamelessly picking up the slack. You’re the ones who are shamelessly picking up the slack The World Gobbler was already He was about to be killed It’s you who You’re the ones who are shamelessly taking advantage of him Brother Lin Feng brought him And beat him back again That’s just It’s just a matter of returning it to its rightful owner Don’t bullshit me Just the three of you How can you be qualified To fight such a powerful monster. Give me the stuff that the monster blew up. Take it out. What’s in your hand? Is it from that monster? Give it to me! That’s mine! Don’t even think about it Brother Lin Feng gave it to me He must have used the stuff It must have used the stuff that exploded She’s so powerful Yun Yaoyao Hand over the stuff And Where’s Lin Feng I won’t give you anything As for where Brother Lin Feng is You don’t want to know either I think you want to die Let’s show her! Yes, sir! Let’s see what we can do Hmph! We’re both from the same clan. Before I left the clan. She was clearly inferior to me Now Not only can she repel me easily Even Li Li Li Li and the other masters She’s not even the slightest bit outmatched If I had known that I should have chosen Lin Feng I could have been like Yun Yao I’d have followed you What do you mean? I’ll kill that bitch Get lost Hand over the stuff Tell me where Lin Feng is I’ll spare your life Otherwise You want something? Take it from my corpse As for where Brother Lin Feng is You can ask him on the way to hell You’re not afraid of death What’s so terrible about death? I’ve never feared death It’s just a matter of lamentation The one I love and care for the most Is not with me. Of course they are. You scum! How can you know true love? What did you say? I want you to love me. Promise me You’ll be my lover. You’ll not only live. You can live a good life. Good. I told you she would I’ll be a freak in my next life. I’ll be blind. I’ll kill you. Hey, stop, stop, stop. I can never do anything to apologize I can’t do anything wrong to my little sister. I can’t! This red stone It’s not just any bloodstone. It is the birthplace of the Supreme Flame. It’s the Blood and Yang Heavenly Stone that nurtures the fire of three times. You devoured it in such a short time You devoured it in one gulp If you don’t get The gentle dissolution of the body of Xuan Ice You will explode the face of the square The cow will bleed from the nose and dust Then it bleeds from the mouth and eyes Then it will explode You You really want to go? Either way. We both die together. Either Or Samadhi Fire And the Nine Heavens’ Ice make each other a success. Mutual fusion From now on Your cultivation and mine A new level A new stage You and I have no choice This is destined by God What’s going on here? What’s going on? I think it’s coming from outside. It’s not far from us. Is it possible? It’s Lin Gang. Get her up! When we find that Lin Feng kid. I’ll fuck her. I’ll even kill him in front of her. I’ll kill him! It’s that Sword Sect disciple again This woman seems She’s much more powerful than before This woman She must be like Yun Yao She must have shared the stuff exploded by the World-Ending Buddha Oh my! I’m so angry What’s wrong? What? You’re deaf. Can’t you hear me? I’ll say it again. I’ll say it again. Let her go! Do you have to force me? Sister Lu Why are you so strong? This woman She’s so fierce Eleven swords to break ten thousand armies. This is the Sword Sect’s Sword Sect’s secret technique. How could she? She can release it? Her cultivation level Yuanying stage At least the final stage In other words She is no longer A newcomer to the list She’s on the list of masters What kind of goodies did the World Gobbler Exploded what good things Could make her realize Such a huge leap Whoever she is No matter how powerful she is As long as she dares to go against us There’s only one word for it. You’re dead Lu, be smart Get lost This is between me and Lin Feng Yunyao You can’t interfere What if I do? Even if you’re good We’re not fools either Let’s go Yes, sir! Gryphon Lin Feng I’ve finally caught you Lin Feng I’ve finally caught you Li Chunfeng You’re despicable! Joke! Since ancient times The winner is the king and the loser is the enemy People only care about The one who wins They don’t care what the victor What kind of tactics they use. You’re so young You’re so young and you have such a high level of cultivation. It should be a good thing But you don’t have much experience in the world You should know how to keep a low profile Otherwise You’ll only get into trouble There are some things Young man You can’t grasp it Let’s see what I’ll do to you Sister Lu Be careful Sword Sect disciple Yuan Ying masters That’s all. I don’t understand. What’s so attractive about Lin Feng? To get two beautiful women to follow him? To get two beautiful women to follow him at the same time. You want to know what I’m capable of? Then let’s try. Brother Lin Feng Lin Feng Shrinking turtle You finally show up You should pray that I don’t show up Because when I show up I’d see you bullying Yun Yaoyao And Ms. Lu Then I’m sorry Even if you’re in the same sect You You’ll die all the same Her aura Why has she suddenly become different? It’s unfamiliar. So powerful. It’s full of murderous intent. That’s right Brother Lin Feng Get out of here! You shouldn’t have come back They are There are so many of them Did you hear what your little sister What did she say? It’s too late. It’s too late. You want to leave now. You can’t leave now. That’s what I’m saying. I’ll say the same for you. You missed your chance to escape. You missed your chance to escape. I’m afraid of you. Well, good. Let’s try it. What is it? Dharma phase Lin Feng Lin Feng has a phantom! I knew it God has chosen for the Nine Heavenly Physique The person chosen by heaven Can’t be just anyone You! You have no cultivation. Why do you have the Green Dragon’s phantom? Green Dragon Dharma. It’s the best of the best. In the past 3,000 years in the Qingyun Continent. The most powerful one is the White Tiger Dharma phase This guy If the phantom is fake I don’t think anything will happen If it’s real If this is the case. We’ll both die here. Who says I have no cultivation? I just failed in my attempt to cross the threshold. I’ve lost all my cultivation. Do you know what that means? It means I already had it. But when I regain it. I won’t be the same as you Uncultivated trash. You can’t catch up by training. I didn’t realize The treasure guided by the system Is Lu Ruoxin This perfect body After the ice and fire remodeling. I recovered half of my cultivation. It’s a miracle! It’s just a false image. You can’t scare me An ant trying to shake a big tree You don’t know what you’re doing. This can’t be happening. I’ve seen a ghost! How is that possible? I told you. You don’t even have a chance to run and survive. You didn’t even have a chance to escape or survive. I never lie. Don’t you all plead for him? Lin Feng Please let us go We shouldn’t have touched those two girls But I beg you Forgive us, okay? We Li Chunfeng forced us to do it It’s you! Yes, I did. It’s Li Chunfeng He’s a very powerful man. He told us to do it We wouldn’t dare not to do it He has committed a grave sin You killed him He deserves to die. But, uh. For the sake of We’re fellow disciples of Yunyao For the sake of that Please spare us Brother We were forced to do this Please spare us Yes, sir. That’s right. We also support you in killing Li Chunfeng. Did you see that? All of you! You bitches! What about you? You want to beg for mercy? I’m not asking for mercy. You’ve got the guts. Then I’ll send you on your way. Hey, Grandpa! Grandpa! I was wrong. I was wrong. Please forgive me. Please spare my life. I’m not asking for mercy. You didn’t say you’d really do it. Cutting off the head of a man like you. It’s really dirtying my sword. Then you’re too generous. Let me go as if I were a fart. A man like you. How dare you do this today? You’ll be so bold as to steal shit in the future. You’ll be in a lot of trouble. Go to hell! What’s going on? It’s weird. But it’s a powerful scent. It’s that guy’s scent. It’s from the Valley of Immortals. The ultimate boss has awakened. This is an urgent call from the Alliance. We must leave the valley at once. We have something important to discuss. The Black Dragon has awakened in the valley. It’s very dangerous. The leaders of our alliance will join forces We will forcibly transport all the disciples To the center of the alliance Tianqing Sect In order to discuss what to do Please prepare yourselves What should we do? All the disciples of the alliance have been Teleported back one after another We will be no exception. Be prepared! Here we go. Disciples of the Alliance Please go to the Tianqing Sect’s main hall Emergency assembly There must be no delay. Elder brother Sister Lu Let’s hurry Let’s go to the main hall. The alliance is calling everyone And called an emergency meeting And called an emergency meeting I can see it. The awakening of the black dragon It was an unexpected event. Theoretically. It’s impossible for him to awaken. Theoretically? It’s impossible. It’s hard for me to explain. It’s hard for me to explain it to you. The League did the right thing. Once that guy wakes up. Immortal Valley will no longer be a place A place where people can stay Let’s go to the Great Hall. We’ll call an emergency meeting. Gentlemen! Quiet! There’s been a sudden change in the Valley of Immortals and Demons For your safety We We are forced to transport all of you Forcibly transported back Please Please take it easy. The source of the change Is the awakening of the Black Dragon in the Valley of Immortals and Demons There’s an old saying that the Black Dragon awakens “All things will not be born. The Black Dragon. Immortal Magic Valley’s unparalleled The ultimate boss. I heard that killing that thing Can get the world’s The best treasure in the world. With this treasure It’s as easy as crossing the world Hmph! That’s a nice thought. This Black Dragon is not an ordinary thing. Not to mention killing it. Even if you get close to it. It will be destroyed in an instant. You’re right. You’re right. The power of the Black Dragon Is unimaginable If If a team of ten people To kill it. Is the same as We’d be putting our eggs against a stone. To kill the black dragon There is And there is a possibility That is The whole monastic league will attack In the most flawless With the most flawless teamwork There’s only the slightest hope The slightest hope of victory. Now the Turtle Island Cult Is watching over the central plains. If we want to survive We want to get through this disaster Kill the Black Dragon And get the treasure This is the only way to solve the problem Therefore. Our master and the masters of the alliances After discussing with each other. Have unanimously decided I will personally organize a delegation I will lead the best disciples To make new preparations Return to the Immortal Demon Valley Kill the Black Dragon Gentlemen Do you have any comments? We’ll follow your orders. I’m counting on it! Holy shit! Master! LOC OC Why are you here? I am JC I don’t know how I got here. Three maybe. Maybe. Maybe I’m in the wrong place. What are you wearing? Ac At night? Wearing a nightclothes Isn’t it normal? But everyone here Have all been transported back from the valley of immortals They were forcibly transported back from the Valley of Immortals You’re in the Valley of Immortals? How could I be in the Valley of Immortals? I’m a master. How could I be like you? I wouldn’t go to a place like that. Tian Xuan! There are rules in the Valley of Immortals. Only newcomers to the sect Within three years Can only participate Are you sure you won’t Breaking the rules? You’ve entered on your own, haven’t you? How can that be? Am I that kind of person? I, Tian Xuan, am a man of honor. I’m Red Fantasy Flower. Isn’t this from the Valley of Immortals and Demons? It’s a hallucinogenic substance? Something from the Valley of Immortals? Why did it fall out of Why did it fall out of me? Tell me. Isn’t it strange? Tian Xuan! The Black Dragon has awakened. Is it possible that you You changed the rules without authorization. That’s why the true qi in the valley is in disarray. If that’s the case. What is your crime? Even if you’re the head of the Heavenly Sect. You broke the rules You should be punished severely Come on! Take him down! No! It’s not your turn here. It’s not your place to talk. Stand down. If I say The rise of the Black Dragon Has nothing to do with Master Tian Xuan Has nothing to do with whether or not he entered. But rather another reason? You know the reason? Exactly. What reason? It has to do with the Yamanano Orochi. In other words. Yamanano Orochi has awakened. That’s nonsense. The beast of Turtle Island has awakened. How could it have anything to do with the awakening of the Black Dragon? The Black Dragon’s awakening? One is in a remote place. The other is in the void of the Central Plains The two are far apart They have nothing to do with each other. How can they be unrelated? They are They’re very close. Master! Don’t listen to his nonsense This man is wearing the uniform of the Heavenly Sect. He must be from Tian Xuan. He’s just looking for excuses. He’s just trying to justify Tian Xuan. Whether I’m talking nonsense or not. I’ll find out in a moment. If I’m right. Yamanano Orochi has awakened. Those cultists from Turtle Island. Are coming too. You’re still talking nonsense. Come on! Take him down with you! He’s right. Yamanano Orochi. It has awakened. My boy! We meet again. You are the The current head of the Justice League. Master Tianqing. Xuan Ji Zi, right? The Turtle Path Evil Sect I, Tianqing Sect We have our own psychedelic formation to protect our clan Non-members of our alliance Are not allowed to enter How did you get in? I did, of course I let them in. Teleport back here. I didn’t come. I wanted to leave this place I didn’t expect to meet them just outside the gate of Tianqing Sect I met them I want to find them again. It won’t be hard, will it? Li Chunfeng You traitor! You’ve been defeated by this kid I’m not a traitor In the future here I’ll have no place here But with Mr. Hidden Night. I have a new chance. Traitor! Whatever you say. Anyway. Today is the day you die. You Don’t you dare! Gryllotalpa This The power! The power of the Yamanano Orochi. Old man! Surrender. We, the disciples of Turtle Island. Have begun to enter the Central Plains. Attacking various sects And I Will do the same Destroy your core By then When they join me This place Will eventually become our Turtle Island Turtle Island As long as you’re good. Be our slaves Maybe You can still live Brother. This man’s power is insane. We’re no match for him. Why don’t you Surrender! You want us to be your slaves? We must first ask you Do you have the strength? Or Ask your Yamanano Orochi. Is he worthy of you? One! What are you talking about? Since I know a lot of things about you. Yamanano Orochi, I know a lot about you. What do you think I’m talking about? In ancient times. There were two beasts. The first was called Sagittarius. The second was called Nine Babies. Both had nine heads and snakes. They were ferocious. But Those who do evil will be punished. Sagittarius is sealed. The Nine Babies were decapitated By a capable person. Although he managed to escape. But he only dared to live in a small place. To hide his body. This small place Is called Turtle Island Nine babies who had their heads chopped off The people there call it Yamanano Orochi. In other words. The so-called god in your mouth. Is nothing more than a With his head cut off. And ran away. It’s awakening. What’s so terrible about it? You bastard! How dare you insult me, Yamanano Orochi? I’m just teaching you I’m just teaching you your origins and history. It’s not wrong to recognize a thief as your father. But at least You should know your father first. You, Mr. Hidden Night? Mr. Hidden Night Don’t listen to his nonsense. No matter how much he insults Yamanano Orochi. But the Yamanano Orochi has given us The power that the Yamanano Orochi has given us. It is unique. That’s right. Lin Feng! The Black Dragon of the Valley of Immortals. Is it Sagittarius? You’re right. They look alike. Although there have been rumors That the two are not related. But it’s not true. They look alike It’s because they are The same evil force. Yamanano Orochi awakened. The power of evil. It grows naturally. The Sagittarius, which belongs to the same family. The same evil power has awakened. I see. Mr. Hidden Night. Kill them. The core of the Central Plains Alliance has been destroyed. The people of the Central Plains are disorganized We can take them down in one fell swoop That makes sense Then I’ll kill this kid first You’re the only one who can do it Kid Your cultivation Only slightly increased Why can’t you take it anymore? You’re kidding! You’re not the only one With me? Bastard! I’ll kill you! Yamanano Orochi! Compared to the last phallic totem. This time, the Yamanano Orochi The power is more precise. It’s more dominant Lin Feng! Lin Feng! Be careful! It’s just an eight-headed snake What’s there to fear? A snake is still a snake It can’t overpower a dragon It can’t be a dragon. The Eight Deserts Taiji Green Dragon Dharma No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not the Green Dragon. This is Yinglong! Ying Long! It’s just a dragon! How dare you brag in front of my Yamanano Orochi! In front of me! I forgot to tell you. I forgot to tell you the origin of that story. Your so-called Yamanano Orochi’s predecessor. Was a Nine babies whose heads were cut off. Do you know The one who cut off the head of Nine Babies. Who was it? It was Ying Long It’s him! Kill him! He made up a story He tried to trick me. The Yamanano Orochi never loses a battle. He is invincible. Give up. There is no one else. Can withstand the power of The power of the Yamanano Orochi. Yamanano Orochi lost to me, Ying Long. You lost to me. You’re so arrogant in front of the victor. Who do you think you are? Defeat me! Defeat me! What? Brother Lin Feng You’re so handsome! One against one! You’ve broken the Yamanano Serpent! The Dark Sect Master Even I It’s hard to do. I can’t even do it. There will be a successor to the Central Alliance. No! There’s hope for the revival of the Central Plains. There is a son in the Middle Kingdom. There is a dragon. This is so It’s so exciting! I knew it. This man is really strong. How could he be so strong? I should have known. I told you. You’re a loser. You’ll always be a loser. That’s impossible. How could Orochi and I be defeated? Kamehameha. We’ve had a chance for hundreds of years. That’s it! It’s all gone. If you’re going to stay on Turtle Island. Then be a good turtle man Don’t talk about things you’ve never dreamed of. Don’t do anything that’s out of your mind. That way, you’ll have peace and tranquility. Otherwise You’ll only waste your life. I’m a turtle. I’ll never settle for heaven’s fate. Kill me! Turtle man Will only fall under the feet of the Dragon. Turned to pieces I will destroy them! What’s going on? Do you still want to fight the fate of heaven? Do you want to fight with the destiny of heaven? I’m I forgot to tell you You don’t have a chance What are you doing? What are you doing? I’m the head of the Dark Sect. You want to touch me? The 73,000 members of the Dark Sect I’ll make you You’ll be annihilated! Seventy-three thousand followers Dare to disturb our cultivation world I don’t need them to come to me I’ll destroy them myself Seventy-three thousand people? Thank you very much. Give me a specific number I’ll I’ve betrayed my disciples All betrayed! That’s right. You deserve to die Then you should die. No Mr. Hidden Night What’s the matter? Where are you going so late? Do you have to go to bed early and get up early? Yes. It’s not like you can’t go to bed early. You’ve done a lot of bad things. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m fine. You’ve got such a face. You can even scrape it off You could build a city wall with it. Taking someone else’s monster. Trying to kill someone else. I can forget about all that. But you You’re a traitor to your country. What do you say to that? Me? I can’t. Then I won’t be able to keep you. Wait! Lin Feng Am I guilty or not? How should I be sentenced? It’s not your turn to judge Elder Xuanji Is still up there Don’t talk nonsense. I’m getting old Lin Feng is young and promising He is the future face of the Central Plains Alliance The face of the future He’s in charge of everything Elder Xuanji You Master Tian Xuan! Why are you looking at me? I can’t beat him either. He’s the one who decides that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don’t! Don’t! Don’t kill me! I don’t want to die. But here’s the thing. If we keep people like you around. More people will die. Sister. Ching-er! Li Chunfeng, you We’re all daoists There’s a saying It’s better to die a friend than a pauper. It’s better for you to die than for me to die. I don’t want to You’re so cruel. I should have seen The true face of this guy Lin Feng, you don’t have to feel guilty I can die at your hands I have no regrets The thing I regret the most Is that I chose This kind of you and abandoning you I don’t want to spend the rest of my life I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in regret. Master. I’m sorry Yun-Yao I’m sorry Li Chunfeng You son of a bitch! Sister Ching-er Fellow Daoist Lin Feng Don’t pursue the enemy This son has done a lot of evil He will be punished by heaven You’ll know soon enough. The Celestial Green Sect As the center of the alliance There must be a set of rewards and punishments This son is so disobedient I will punish him I will punish him with the Heavenly Punishment Fellow Daoist Lin Feng The Turtle Island Cult It’s like a mountain Pressing down on us I never thought With your own strength You’ve solved it so easily. I’m just doing my best Though Hidden Night has been destroyed. But the remnants of Kameido Have yet to be eliminated. That’s right. Especially the Yamanano Orochi’s body. Has not yet been eliminated. This is a future danger Fellow Daoist Lin Feng. What’s your plan? Go into the Valley of Immortals and Demons Destroy Xiang Liu Devour its power Obtain his treasure Then enter Turtle Island. Kill the Yamanano Orochi. To stop any future trouble. That’s a good plan. I’m an old man. I agree. But the ultimate monster The ultimate monster is very powerful We can’t We can’t kill them so easily With my Ying Long here He’s nothing! It’s just that With my current strength I can only make Yinglong To appear as a phantom. To appear in its full form. I need to regain some strength. How? Well. Why are you looking at me? That’s the way it is. Kill or be killed. You can do whatever you want. At that time I really felt I felt like I had been drugged by someone. Then the Samadhi Flame And the burning of the Flame Pill Sister Yun Yao If you want to blame me, blame me I asked him To help me extinguish the Samadhi Flame So Since you’ve already made a deal I don’t want to intrude. I wish you happiness. Hey, little sister. What’s the matter? You want to choose me? Good. Break it off with her. I’ll do it. I’ll do it. I’m done with her. Me? I have to be responsible. Hey, little sister. Don’t call me I’m very angry. I’m mad at you. What I’m angry about is I’m angry that you didn’t ask me to do something like this. Oh, my God. At least You’re doing this for the For the future of the Alliance. This kind of thing. Of course I have to contribute. Ah! What are you waiting for? Close the door and turn off the lights. Oh, shit. I guess I’ll have to find a way I’m in.
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完全欠劇理,一味噴茄汁?
這劇的品質…像兩年前拍的
Waste system,subs confusing, stupid narration childish mistakes.waste of time
WASTE OF TIME THESE DAYS SERIES ARE WORST DAY BY DAY
Oh, there's no other idea than to play dumb, to play coward. Why not play a brave and assertive male character? If the actor isn't good enough, the story will be less than the drama Prindavan.
transvestite drama
1:40:00 MC will be puccy till that and you have to bear with it… after that he will unpuccy himself for the last 10 minutes… 😂
修仙者还怕沙子😂 1:26:26
敘述一堆,廢話連篇,戲劇毫無張力,演員部分普普,演技部分更是一般